July 2009
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White House Keg Party To Serve Bud Light, Red...
by President Barack Obama, special guest blogger, with help from Adam Hunter
My fellow Americans. I am writing to you today to talk about an important issue in our country, one that too often goes ignored in our society. For too long, our United States have been divided. While Americans in generation after generation did their part to end these divisions, the recent events involving a police...
February 2009
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A-Roid... See What I Did There?
by Matt Hevia
The don of douchebaggery, the Mickey Mantle of morons, the sultan of steroids, ladies and gentlemen: A-Rod. The man many have deemed baseball’s best player has admitted to doing steroids in an interview with ESPN’s Peter Gammons and, strangely, I couldn’t care less. I was more concerned with the fact that I’ve never seen someone look so orange on television, and I live on the...
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Nation in Debt? Time for a Little Bit of Luck
by Adam Hunter
The national debt is approaching 11 trillion dollars, and with all the money Congress is giving out during this economic crisis to just about any rich guy who asks for it, that figure is bound to skyrocket. With our government’s finances in worse shape than Jessica Simpson, how can we find the money to improve our nation’s crumbling infrastructure and fund the programs that are...